Beat This! Competition - January 14-15, 2026

[Leopard Cohen]

Congrats @attila - that beat was awful.

I had to vote for @P.A.T. - that was shit, but it had bounce. Bouncy shit always gets my vote.

 

[Iron Keys]

@Iron Keys I'm disappointed you submitted a track of silence. All you had to do was just smash the keyboard with random sounds!

I saw how well Bye did in the last Warzone and was inspired.

Also, it is not silence... there is a noticeable noisefloor --- the ultimate 'lights are on but no one's home'

It was a conceptual piece. High Art.

 

[Iron Keys]

I saw how well Bye did in the last Warzone and was inspired.

Also, it is not silence... there is a noticeable noisefloor --- the ultimate 'lights are on but no one's home'

It was a conceptual piece. High Art.

Also in part inspired by OGBama and Delta; mechanical noise from the latter, and 0 fucking music from the former.


This was a heavily considered piece.

 

[P.A.T.]

@attila Hey great job having the shittiest beat ever!!!!!!!

 

[P.A.T.]

Congrats @attila - that beat was awful.

I had to vote for @P.A.T. - that was shit, but it had bounce. Bouncy shit always gets my vote.

I just tried to make it really annoying!

 

[Earsblower]

Congrats @attila for being an absolute shit!! I mean the beat haha. That was fun!

 

[attila]

Thanks everybody, I think I had said that this theme was for me! @Iron Keys your beat was nice but a John Cage cover actually!

 

[V.J. Retro]

Congrats @attila for having the worst beat ever!

Some beats were too clean and structured, not sure why. I was hoping for more just straight up fucked up beats!

Congrats @attila
My beat was too long so I cut it but here's the original beat:

 

[Iron Keys]

Thanks everybody, I think I had said that this theme was for me! @Iron Keys your beat was nice but a John Cage cover actually!

Ngl, bit of a painful way to earn your Beat This badge, BUT A W IS A W

 

[attila]

@attila that beat is so amateur, it’s trash, it’s wack, definitely not my first beat, but I hate this beat and don’t think it’s anywhere near beautiful. The ugly pauses and drums that don’t match. But I appreciate the compliment buddy

You might be so unforgiving because the beat is yours, if it weren't, maybe you would appreciate the overall vibes without focusing so much on the flaws. In my opinion, they aren't enough to make listening to that beat a bad experience.

 

[Earsblower]

@Delta Skeltah you should pitch your beat to Indie retro video games devs... This shit would def fit in one of these games. It actually rocks in its way !

 

[MaRRLLy]

You might be so unforgiving because the beat is yours, if it weren't, maybe you would appreciate the overall vibes without focusing so much on the flaws. In my opinion, they aren't enough to make listening to that beat a bad experience.

I really appreciate that. Thank you.

 

[Primz]

@attila My i use your beat here and make something fire from it?

 

[attila]

@attila My i use your beat here and make something fire from it?

I would be honored. Do you want the file in lossless format?

 

[Primz]

I would be honored. Do you want the file in lossless format?

Yes Please sir

 

[attila]

Yes Please sir

here it is: https://mega.nz/file/Ny5xwATZ#v4fL9MlHckqQHvHEyxEIxAt1kFRrsaGushjIagttpEk