Yo I just made this SICK beat

I dont like to brag or anything, but many many years ago, I was sweeping up in the studio while Quincy Jones and Michael Jackson were brainstorming for beat it, they had hit a brick wall(excuse the pun). But I grabbed the bass guitar and came up with that classic bass riff in seconds. I said "thank me later" then took the trash out and went home. They called me later to say it was off the wall, and hence the album had a name.
 

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thats dope man, you should enter the battles
Thanks, will do!
Heres an old beat of mine, I gave it 300 mixes and used all my new VST's on it. Honest guv

Hey you're pretty good. Is it your birthday? Because you're gifted.
this is me winning the DMC 89.

That's pretty solid. I didn't know you were so talented.
I dont like to brag or anything, but many many years ago, I was sweeping up in the studio while Quincy Jones and Michael Jackson were brainstorming for beat it, they had hit a brick wall(excuse the pun). But I grabbed the bass guitar and came up with that classic bass riff in seconds. I said "thank me later" then took the trash out and went home. They called me later to say it was off the wall, and hence the album had a name.
You're so successful! I'm going to bow down to you right now and worship your talent because there's no way I'm as good as you.
 
Thanks, will do!

Hey you're pretty good. Is it your birthday? Because you're gifted.

That's pretty solid. I didn't know you were so talented.

You're so successful! I'm going to bow down to you right now and worship your talent because there's no way I'm as good as you.
im okay, i do alright, but i dont like to brag
 

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I'm very successful. Last year I was on my way to a recording session with a big name artist (I can't say who for legal reasons) and there was a burning school bus full of disabled puppies. I saved them all. I got a plaque from the world to thank me for it but I can't show it to you because I sold it to a pawn shop in order to raise money to make a recording studio for sick children.
 
I'm very successful. Last year I was on my way to a recording session with a big name artist (I can't say who for legal reasons) and there was a burning school bus full of disabled puppies. I saved them all. I got a plaque from the world to thank me for it but I can't show it to you because I sold it to a pawn shop in order to raise money to make a recording studio for sick children.
yeah thats pretty fucking epic, I have a music production school for sick disabled puppies that dont hear good. Its called "Who Let The Dawgs Out?"
I named it after a hit song I had a few years ago, I ghost wrote it, otherwise Id have used it in a battle
 
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yeah thats pretty fucking epic, I have a music production school for sick disabled puppies. Its called "Who Let The Dawgs Out?"
Nice name! I also won all the grammys last year (the real grammys not the ones you see on tv) and I need some shelves to put them on so I had to borrow some wood from the company I founded where we make houses for homeless music producers.
 
Yeah I know them real grammys, I helped to found it after the fake grammys went fake. Couldnt stand the bullshit anymore, so me and a few underground cats founded "The Real Grammys", it was a group effort with me, Diamond D, Erick Sermon, Pete Rock and Dj Premier. Oh the fun we had that night. I feel like they used me though, because I came up with some of the best ideas for their albums. I cant complain though, they paid me massive amounts of money to give them the credits. I may not be world famous, but my yacht is pretty fucking big.
Check out this badboy..
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I dont like to brag or anything though, I keep it on the DL
 
This is my basement. Its affectionately known as the "Bat Cave", because when Im not making beats, Im a crime fighting vigilante that dresses up in a bat outfit. I have some cool gadgets. But I dont like to brag.

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The vigilantism gives me an outlet to spend my money on state of the art gadgetry, and gives my life a purpose. I feel good inside when pummelling crooks to a pulp.
 
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