Craziest shit your girl has accused you of, when you actually didn't do it.

[Cleverwon]

u were accused of watching porn wit rob lmaoooo...yo ur bitch ass really did prolly and switched the screen before she can notice lol...

Nah i was lookin at videos of funny shit with rick and she thought we were lookin at porn lol.

 

[Cleverwon]

I couldnt even go shopping with my ex, without being accused of eyeing up all the girls. I couldnt go out without being accused of something.
And in the end, the crazy bitch cheated on me.

Yea thats one for me too. SHe swears im eyeing every girl. I make a concsious effort not to to that, not even the ugly bitches. but it dont matter.

Damn she cheated??? My girl cheats on me and ima be famous.

 

[wizard]

man....... women are just crazy!!!
u just got to remember if they start of accusing u of doing something!
then thats means they are guilty for what they have done
but wont let u know!!!!

to shut her up ask her
why are u accusing me is it cuz u are doing something!!
u might get into a big fight but the truth will come out!!!

 

[2GooD Productions]

I make a concsious effort not to to that, not even the ugly bitches. but it dont matter.

LOL, I know, it was hard work looking at the floor all the time. See the thing is you need to look so you know where not to look. Catch 22.

And yeah she cheated, i gave up djing, seeing my mates, but I just wouldnt give up the production. I obviously wasnt dedicated to her enough. And good riddance, she made life hard. Within 6 months she was married to someone else and within weeks divorced again. Since shes been going through men like they are the new bling.
Its a shame to see, as she has the custody of my children. Even her own mother will have nothing to do with her, nor anyone in her family really.
I think she was my pennance for rolling a j with a page from the new testament.
I cant think what else I did to deserve it. But on another note, the sex was fantastic. Thats how she had me see.

 

[Relic]

jeez 2good gotta man up , I tell a bitch quick I was doing this before you I'll be doing this shit after you if your not with it Im sure there is another woman who will be.
That doesnt win an arguement.well actually it does..but it lets em know where Im at.
They are crazy.

 

[Cleverwon]

^^^nah i dont look at the floor, once i notice a bitch ill either look away or look way past her so its not mistaken.

Damn yo that sux. but you live and you learn. just dont make the same mistake again man.

 

[Relic]

I think Im the luckiest guy here, I dont have to fake that shit I'll check out a broad in a sec, I mean my wifey knows who Im going home with, I guess we have a good strong relationship since the BS I posted above.
I dont catch any of this shit yall are talking about, thank God.

 

[2GooD Productions]

but you live and you learn. just dont make the same mistake again man.

No chance of that happening. I have become a franciscan monk. We dont have sex.

 

[StressWon]

Fuck all that. I been wit chicks like that before,,,,as soon as some dumb shit is said,,,I'm out.


Wifey is good, she once thought I was tryin to fuck around on her a couple years back (fuckin myspace) but I set her straight. Fellas, did you see what I said,,,I SET HER STRAIGHT!

 

[Cleverwon]

Fuck all that. I been wit chicks like that before,,,,as soon as some dumb shit is said,,,I'm out.


Wifey is good, she once thought I was tryin to fuck around on her a couple years back (fuckin myspace) but I set her straight. Fellas, did you see what I said,,,I SET HER STRAIGHT!

Does Stresswon have to choke a bitch?

 

[Relic]

^^ lol

So she was gay first THEN you set her str8!
Thats impressive!

 

[StressWon]

Does Stresswon have to choke a bitch?

Yeah right, imagine behind closed doors I be beatin Yamie up all day...lol.



But it's the other way around and I LOVE IT!!!!! Bwaa Haaa Haaaaaaa!

 

[Ash Holmz]

the funny thing is that bitches are all up on u when ur wifed up. Now that im wifed up, I could easily cheat if i wanted to (i wouldnt though), i could think of a few chicks off top that i could do it with if i really wanted to. but when ur single u gotta put in all types of ridicoulous crazy effort and bend over backwards to get some pussy. Its like bitches are just attracted to niggas with girls or even more to cats like me that are wifed up.

i used to lift weights everday . I had like 4% body fat . six pack and all that. I could literaly bone chicks for hours my stamina was so good. Now I dont do shit. Im lazy, im not fat, but im def not in shape and my face is rounder than it used to be. But its like women are more attracted to me now then before. Crazy..

 

[2GooD Productions]

It was setting her straight that ended our relationship and got me arrested.

the funny thing is that bitches are all up on u when ur wifed up. Now that im wifed up, I could easily cheat if i wanted to (i wouldnt though), i could think of a few chicks off top that i could do it with if i really wanted to. but when ur single u gotta put in all types of ridicoulous crazy effort and bend over backwards to get some pussy. Its like bitches are just attracted to niggas with girls or even more to cats like me that are wifed up.

Thats so true, its not funny.

 

[StressWon]

the funny thing is that bitches are all up on u when ur wifed up. Now that im wifed up, I could easily cheat if i wanted to (i wouldnt though), i could think of a few chicks off top that i could do it with if i really wanted to. but when ur single u gotta put in all types of ridicoulous crazy effort and bend over backwards to get some pussy. Its like bitches are just attracted to niggas with girls or even more to cats like me that are wifed up.

just the way of the world homie.

It was setting her straight that ended our relationship and got me arrested.

I said "Set straight" not beat the bitch up!

 

[Krazyfingaz]

I couldnt even go shopping with my ex, without being accused of eyeing up all the girls. I couldnt go out without being accused of something.
And in the end, the crazy bitch cheated on me.

same here, plus at the time when we were together, my son's mother accused me of fuking her sister which was not true. she also told her mother that i used to beat on her which also was not true. funnie thing is i found out she was messing around on me so what I ended up doing was (coincedentally) smashing the dude she was cheating on me with girlfriend and I must add the chick gave the BEST brains! and later found out that the dude she was messing around with started beating on her.

 

[Krazyfingaz]

basically lol .. my girl is ultra-jealous even tho she tries to act like she aint. ..

on a related note, dont u hate when girls ask u dumb questions like "Do u think Beyonce is hot? " or even worse "Do u think my firend (the bangin one with the phat booty) is hot?" its a fuckin lose lose question. no matter what u say u cant avoid her overreacting to ur answer.

I know exactly what you meen, See this is why at the begining I told my fiance that I look at other women's asses because thats something I cant avoid and plus i'm facinated by the circumfrence of the booty. Shit I work in a hospital so i see Phat ass nurses alllllll day long. and she can respect it as long as i'm not fucking around.

yeah i learned that trick too lol .... def stick to the script..

I def agree

 

[Kontents]

basically lol .. my girl is ultra-jealous even tho she tries to act like she aint. ..

on a related note, dont u hate when girls ask u dumb questions like "Do u think Beyonce is hot? " or even worse "Do u think my firend (the bangin one with the phat booty) is hot?" its a fuckin lose lose question. no matter what u say u cant avoid her overreacting to ur answer.

Its a trap, a fucking trap and I hate that shit.

 

[Fury]

basically lol .. my girl is ultra-jealous even tho she tries to act like she aint. ..

on a related note, dont u hate when girls ask u dumb questions like "Do u think Beyonce is hot? " or even worse "Do u think my firend (the bangin one with the phat booty) is hot?" its a fuckin lose lose question. no matter what u say u cant avoid her overreacting to ur answer.

yo word up kid..she knoes i think jessica alba is bangin and she gonna ask me if shes hot just to start an arguement

 

[Relic]

Fury I would respond with , shit shes so hot YOU'd bang her, see what happens then lol.