They should post the before/after picture so we can decide for ourselves!
When I first read it, I thought this was going to be something about G.O.A.T. not actual fucking farm animals.
Man, people are gullible. Instead of the crazy-ass ideas of "shapeshifter-reptilians" run the world how about a more plausible explanation?
1. The police couldn't catch the other thief.
2. The guy that was running away might have connections with the cops in the area (through payoffs or as an informer.)
3. The cops know that the people in the area are stupid as fuck, because they are uneducated. They are inclined into believing "supernatural" things anyway.
4. The cops wanted to close the case.
5. The cops made a story, paid off an "eyewitness" to say shit to the press.
6. They blame it on a "scape" goat.
7. Foreign press thinks it's funny and post it in a "news of the weird" section.
Do you know how contemptibly CORRUPT Nigeria is? I really don't think you know. It's a failed state propped up by oil companies. Its population resorts to hustling as a national industry because they are given no education and the elites (not white people... they moved out a long time ago...) skim billions in oil revenue and route the cash to banks in Cyprus and Dubai to be laundered.
Am I just being too cynical? Am I pooping on the shapeshifter parade?
Think about it.