Life in 5 steps, then you die!?!?!

[dacalion]

I think I have solved the riddle of life...

1. From birth to age 10 - You are a sponge, youre job is to obsorb everything you can concerning your life as a todler.

2. From 10 - 20 - You are half sponge/ half smart@$$, youre job now is to develope a reputation and determine who you are.

3. From 20 - 40 - You are a rockstar...party like one!

4. From 40 - 60 - You've made your mark on society. You're either a success or a failure.

5. From 60 - death - Game Over! Create your will and find God (just in case he really exists).

Just for kicks...

dac

 

[Formant024]

20-40 you're in denial, you're still 18

60-70; worked your ass off all your life and get a 10 year break
70-80; travelling half as fast, crippled
80-100+; you're allowed to behave like a 5 years old again
100+ - eternity; bitch to god forever and ever about the years you lived

 

[Kontents]

20-40 you're in denial, you're still 18

60-70; worked your ass off all your life and get a 10 year break
70-80; travelling half as fast, crippled
80-100+; you're allowed to behave like a 5 years old again
100+ - eternity; bitch to god forever and ever about the years you lived

HAHAHAHAHA

"70-80; travelling half as fast, crippled"

nice.

 

[Chrono]

interesting Dac.. what started you on this train of though?

 

[SirSedric]

the cycle

We're born and put into diapers.... then we spend our whole lives waiting to be put back into diapers before we die.

 

[dacalion]

interesting Dac.. what started you on this train of though?

I was talking with an elderly neighbor that said..."well I think i'll make a will now".

dac

 

[Chrono]

I was talking with an elderly neighbor that said..."well I think i'll make a will now".

dac

very nice


much love dac

 

[MagnaOpera]

the earth is nothing more than an arena suitable for spiritual growth. that i believe is truly the answer to the "riddle of life".

 

[dacalion]

the earth is nothing more than an arena suitable for spiritual growth. that i believe is truly the answer to the "riddle of life".

Well said!!! I may have to even borrow that one....lol

Peace King,

dac

 

[MagnaOpera]

i believe it is some sort of hindu philosophy, I've been reading alot of hindu religious text... My memory is no bueno though,