The Perfect Scam.

[Vice]

Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:

A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check.

After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company check.

However, due to the name of the company, few people will present these checks to their banks.

The name of the company: "The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company."

Priceless

 

[Sincock]

hahahahahha haven't heard this. Classic.

 

[2GooD Productions]

That scam is mentioned in "Lock, Stock & 2 smoking Barrels"

 

[Vice]

That scam is mentioned in "Lock, Stock & 2 smoking Barrels"

what is that?
I just found this on a random joke site.lol.

 

[The Arkitekt]

It's a Guy Ritchie movie, one of THE BEST directors (Snatch, Rocknrolla, Revolver). I don't remember that part tho lol, I was wasted watching that movie.

 

[UNORTHODOX]

wow lol

 

[Fade]

Fuck it, I would deposit it! It's money...

 

[Sincock]

It's a Guy Ritchie movie, one of THE BEST directors (Snatch, Rocknrolla, Revolver). I don't remember that part tho lol, I was wasted watching that movie.

Shit, neither do I.

 

[Pug]

Classic! It reminds me of this story my friend told me. He was caught getting head in a parked car in a parking lot by some security guy, and he went in person to pay the fine. The lady at the office saw what it was for and said "You know you can pay this through the mail". Great stuff.

 

[Ominous]

I'd find the hottest bank teller and then go up to her and deposit my check. The whole time, looking at her dead in the eye.

You never know. She might be into it.

I just watched RockNRolla last night. Pretty dope.

 

[The Arkitekt]

I just watched RockNRolla last night. Pretty dope.

Yea gooood movie. You should check out "Revolver"... Rocknrolla is really about nothing it's just a good ass crime movie but Revolver has a whole meaning and message behind it, crazy movie

 

[Ominous]

Yea gooood movie. You should check out "Revolver"... Rocknrolla is really about nothing it's just a good ass crime movie but Revolver has a whole meaning and message behind it, crazy movie

WORD.... I will throw that up into the Netflicks cue.

 

[dbit]

Thats what atm check deposit is for. Who gives a fuck! Except for the dumb n married I guess.

Or better yet, bring it to the hottest teller one day.