What Not to do in a Cypher

[Low G]

Next weekend I'm gonna be shooting a lil video called what not to do in a cypher. We got a bunch of headz lined up as well as a beatboxer. This is supposed to be a comedy skit so I'm wondering if anyone might have some funny rules they can think of. It goes something like this...

Rule #1 - Don't jump in a cypher if you can't rap.

Rule #2 - Don't try to pull off stupid dance moves while rapping.

Rule #3 - Never rap while holdin onto tha blunt... take your hits and pass that shit.

and so on...

Even if they don't get used it would be something just to see what some of you headz can come up with.

Peace.

 

[dacalion]

Rule #4 - Don't dress geeky

Rule #5 - Keep the Cypher rolling, don't miss your cue

Rule #6 - Dont over exagerate your movements, keep it simple

Rule #7 - Don't start off with "tic toc and ya don't stop"....LMAO!


MOF

 

[KurtisRich]

1 - don't act like you da man that can take it like a pro and then end up gettin laffed at when you're choking your lungs out

2- Always pass to the left. Clockwise rotation.

3- DONT and i mean DON'T put your lips and saliva all over it.

 

[Kontents]

1) Keep it Real but dont keep it ToO Real.

2) Always look the Crowd in the eyes and not at the Ground. Floor's cant react to what your saying.

3) If you dress like a slacker you rap like one too.

4) Dont laugh at your own Ryhmes after making a Joke, you look retarded when you do it.

 

[Relic]

DONT:
be Droppin ya beer and spillin it all over everybodies Tmbos.
Fart.
Have yuck breath.
Be eating.
Start a mosh pit.
Have ya gun fall out and shoot someone.
Talkin on ya cell phone
Have some babies mama drama jump off when its your turn to flow.
Literally spit your rhymes.(or beatbox)
or keep saying , ok ok ok, here I go here I go , ok ok ok , here I go, for like 5 minutes..

 

[Agent Smith]

don't just jump in...signal your readiness with a "yo"
don't go for like 100 bars
don't go "ooohhhhh" after one of your punchlines...let your homies do that
don't spit writtens...if you still choose too, don't start the same rhyme after you mess up

 

[Low G]

- Don't bring wifey if you can't hold it down

- No jumping tha gun and cutting off tha next man when he's only 3 bars deep... especially if he's bigger than you

- 2 dudes should not be rappin at the same time raising their voices to try and cut tha next man off. Only jump in when the man before you is done or starting to fall off.

 

[Agent Smith]

dont rap to yourself out loud under your breath...either spit or shut up

 

[Relic]

Dont take a leak in a cipher..

 

[Kontents]

Dont take a leak in a cipher..

a Leak.. Relic...who do you rap with?? lol

 

[StressWon]

don't spit anything written if the person before is off the dome,,,wait,,,No written spits ever! That should be a rule somewhere...

 

[Relic]

Im sayin lol, he lookin for comedy....
These are things you dont do in the cipher....
I spit what the fuck ever lucky if it stays on point...

 

[Kontents]

Dont poop while rapping

 

[Agent Smith]

don't touch other rappers or say "you just mad cause im stylin on you"

 

[eldiablo]

you know you can pretty much get away with everything you all said if your dope......
you just cant break LowG's rule #1
and you cant do what stress said either,,
other than that you could jack off in your opposing emcees girls face and still catch no havoc if your good enough, while wearing mc hammer pants, texting your homie, drunk and high.

 

[StressWon]

Im sayin lol, he lookin for comedy....
These are things you dont do in the cipher....
I spit what the fuck ever lucky if it stays on point...

yeah, but wouldnt it be funny during the clip one dude grabs a peice of notebook paper from his pocket and starts rhymin,,,lol. Well, I thought it was funny,,sheesh.

 

[Kontents]

Dont Drop the mic if the rhyme sucked the man to your left's balls.

 

[Relic]

yeah, but wouldnt it be funny during the clip one dude grabs a peice of notebook paper from his pocket and starts rhymin,,,lol. Well, I thought it was funny,,sheesh.

I actually that WOULD be funny...:laugh:

 

[TheMost]

[Have some babies mama drama jump off when its your turn to flow.


hahahaha

 

[TheMost]

DONT:
Have some babies mama drama jump off when its your turn to flow.

Or drop youre kids off